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ESFP

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

learning2swim:

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

  •  [friends don't invite you to something]
  • cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then

  • whatnope:

    *a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

    bootslots:

    do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

    and then you don’t get the point

    nyxweaver:

    grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

    nyxweaver:

    sarkhan-volkswagen:

    nyxweaver:

    abzan-houses:

    nyxweaver:

    y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

    Two

    Thousand

    men

    ate

    their

    dicks.

    well playtime is over you’re all grounded

    if you happen to see them in the near future give them high fives for me

    there are dudes dressed up as Daft Punk is at the Husker football game.